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When you’re stoned, the last thing you should be doing is cooking in a potentially hazardous kitchen, except perhaps driving a school bus full of children. But we all know one of the curses, or some say joys, in partaking of cannabis is its appetite stimulating properties, a syndrome more commonly known as “the munchies”. A true gourmet needs something slightly more classy to satisfy their sophisticated culinary palate. But where to start? • Over 50 kitchen-tested recipes that almost anyone can make, even when you’re stoned• 136 hilarious illustrated pages• Cooking tips and tidbits

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1. Which of these containers is microwave-safe? A. Stainless steel bowl B. Copper pan C. Pickle jar D. Disposable diaper 2. True or false: Mayonnaise is essentially hand lotion for bread. 3. What’s the proper way to separate eggs? A. One rides in the back seat and the other rides shotgun B. Divide the yolks from the whites C. Put them in a blender and set it to “Crush” D. Hire a divorce attorney 4. How many “insect parts” does the FDA legally allow in a box of spaghetti? A. 5 B. 75 C. 225 D. 450 5. Which of these is NOT a variety of eggplant? A. White B. Turkish. C. Hairy D. Long dong 6. How do you “season” a pan? A. Decorate it with glitter and a sprig of holly B. Tell it your deepest, darkest secrets C. Oil it up like a bodybuilder D. Dust it with flour then salt and pepper to taste 7. What’s the most common cause of a kitchen fire? A. Falling asleep while smoking B. Leaving your cooking unattended C. Lighting the curtains with a match and then waiting to see how many sexy firemen show up D. Indoor campfire 8. A slice of bread gets jammed in your toaster. You should: A. Douse it with water and watch the fireworks B. Poke around inside it with a metal fork (and watch the fireworks) C. Unplug it and wait for it to cool D. Call 9-1-1 9. How long does it take for a whole egg to explode in the microwave? 10. How long does it take to clean exploded egg from the inside of a microwave? 11. If a loaf is 26 slices of bread, a baker’s dozen is 13 cookies and a carton of smokes is 10 packs, how many months have 28 days? 12. Why did the olive hang out with the mushroom?

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ANSWERS: 1) C, because it’s made of glass. 2) True, mayonnaise and lotion are both emulsions. 3) B. 4) D. 5) D. 6) C. 7) B. 8) C. 9) About 30 seconds. 10) At least an hour. Trust us. 11) All of them. Duh. 12) Because he was a fungi.

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A Cookbook for the Stoned Gourmet

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About the AuthorJessie Greene is an author and illustrator living the sweet life in Los Angeles, CA.

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About the AuthorJessie Green is an author and illustrator living the sweet life in Los Angeles, CA.